Leaseholding
goes
This is the story of the three
year battle to replace
my wooden communal windows
with UPVC.
One of my favourite parts of the
much-repeated-to-the-unemployed
1990s TV show Frasier is Dr
Frasier Crane’s many run ins
with the “Condo Board” – a
self serving clique of
do-gooders-cum-residents who are
in charge of the management of
his condominium … a posh name
for a block of flats… who are
forever frustrating Dr Crane
with their "mismanagement"*
...
High and low rise flat living is
a social phenomenon sadly
neglected in the modern
media. Apart from Dr Crane
I can't think of anybody else
who's manged to successfully
tackle the subject except Mary,
Mungo and Midge and we can't see
that again to talk about it as
one of Mary's toys is a
conspicuously un-PC golliwog...
Anyway ... it is one of the
crowning achievements of my life
that at the age of 42 I have
risen to the lofty political
height that constantly eluded Dr
Frasier Crane during his show’s
11 year run. I am a
Director of Management Company
for a block of flats somewhere
in Croydon. Where exactly
I shall not say because I don’t
want all you nosey readers
knowing where I live.
“How?”
I hear you ask, “did Mr
Miller ever get himself
elected to or get anyone
else to elect him to any
position of political or
social responsibility? Let
alone one that eluded Dr
Frasier Crane for well over
a decade.”
The answer dear reader is, of
course, that no one else wanted
it.
Mark Twain -
patron saint of buy to let
landlords.
The upper middle class world
that I inhabit is full of
property owners all under the
delusion that if they follow the
advice of Mark Twain
“Buy
land, they're not making
it anymore”
everything will forever be
tickety boo. I am
one. Well, I am half a
one. I am a
leaseholder. That’s
sort of half a property
owner. Under the leasehold
system a never seen freeholder
owns the actual land and instead
of renting property weekly or
monthly the individual
leaseholders own long leases on
small parts of the
building. So a bit like
the feudal system.
The reason I was able to buy the
flat was the lease was running
out … and thus it was on the
market cheap. So I bought
the flat and, after engaging in
a herculean volume of paper work
and throwing money at my local
solicitor, I was able to
exercise my “right
to extend the lease”.
As a result I can now live here
until I am something like 182
and live only in constant fear
that medical science will extend
my lifespan to 200.
Being politically disengaged and
disinterested in exerting power
over other people beyond the
level of half running a semi-pro
comedy night badly for many
years I refused to take any
notice of the political
organisation or lack of it that
called its self the Management
Company. Apparently in
order to stop everyone just
sitting round having pointless
arguments there needs to be a
Management Company and in order
to do the day to day
administration a Managing Agent
Company (terms vary) to do the
day to day paperwork.
It could be
worse.
Some pour
soul is on a Condo board
with Poirot.
Now hear we hit a problem.
One of the great things about
being a comedian or a comedy
promoter is that one has what is
nowadays quaintly called “a
platform”. Treated
shabbily by a service company,
department store or a potential
or past employer? … never fear
you can take to the stage (or
the internet) and vociferously
slag them off to all and sundry
and they may just stop behaving
in a silly way out of
fear. On the downside when
you’re looking for a day job and
people google you and find out
you’re a comedian that’s not
always helpful to your
employment prospects because why
employ anyone with an
independent mind who wont
totally be your slave …?
But swings and
roundabouts. However, when
it comes to talking about one’s
home one hits a snag. If I
tell you too much you’ll work
out where I live and then I will
have no privacy. However,
it has come to the point where I
thought … erm ...
So without revealing where I
live … suffice to say I live on
the 2nd floor. The flats
are 3 stories (10 flats and 2
commercial units). In
these two blocks of flats there
are two communal
stairwells. The
leaseholders (12 of them
collectively) have a legal
responsibility under the lease
(through the Managing Agent
Company) to redecorate the
exterior of the building every 4
years including painting the
wooden windows both in these
halls and of the individual
leaseholders flats.
However, the leaseholders are
responsible for their own
windows while the Management
Company is responsible for the
communal windows.
Simple you might think. So
for many years I just paid my
service charge on time and
watched a large sum of money
disappear into the digital
banking system in the hope that
eventually someone would paint
my wooden windows fast enough to
stop them falling out too
quickly. The Management
Company sent me lots of paper
and I carefully filed it in the
recycling bin as is my wont…
How long are
windows supposed to last
anyway?
Some random guesses off the
internet...
Eventually however, my windows
were not painted and the
Management Company got fed up
and sent me a letter saying that
since absolutely no one had come
to their one physical meeting a
year (the AGM) they would
personally fine me if my arse
didn’t go out the
house.
This was not an accident.
As an irresponsible adult I was
quite happy to leave all
responsibility to someone else
but I discovered that while I
couldn’t be arsed in my absence
many of what would have in the
past been the other responsible
adults available to sit on the
board seemed to have
disappeared.
This is in a large part down to
the explosion of Buy-to-Let
Landlords – chimerical people
who own property but seem never
to want to actually want to live
in it. Unable to afford
freehold property to relet many
had bought leasehold property to
relet - because it is
cheaper. Of course not all
absentee landlords are as
disinterested and lazy as I am
when it comes to such things but
many are far too busy investing
their inherited wealth wisely to
do tedious things like turn up
for an AGM.
Thus whereas Dr Frasier Crane
found himself surrounded by
other angry residents our
resigning and burnt out
Directors had gradually found
themselves surrounded by empty
chairs in
a cold church hall.
So ... it was largely due to
other people’s apathy that I
arose to the dizzy political
heights of a Director of the
Block in the same way that I
rose to the dizzy commercial
height of Managing Director of
London’s 2nd Worst Comedy
Club. I wasn’t the best
candidate for the job I was
about the only candidate for the
job.
However, I digress. The
central mcguffin of this story
is that wooden windows are not
immortal. Even when
regularly painted in a four year
cycle they deteriorate.
The average lifespan of such
windows varies according to the
type of wood used and how it is
treated. If you were to
ask me to guess I would say that
the average lifespan of our
communal windows was 25-30 years
(the blocks are over 30 years
old). It was clear by the
fact that some of these windows
would not close due to the wood
having swollen that this
lifespan was nearing a
conclusion so we asked the
Managing Agent Company who for the
sake of avoiding litigation I
shall call Jarndyce and
Jarndyce Ltd to get
some quotes for the replacement
of the windows.
There were other factors in this
decision too. When the
flats were built the windows of
the 2nd story would have been
painted by a man on a ladder
risking his neck … but due to
Heath and Safety (“which is not
political correctness” –
Stewart Lee) this is no
longer deemed legal and
sensible. Thus full
scaffolding has to be erected
for such maintenance.
While this has made the HSE
industry and the scaffolding
industry intensely happy and no
doubt saved a few lives the
residents who have to pick up
the bill for the scaffolding are
not so happy. It seems
that if you live in a 3 story
house the responsibility for the
workers not breaking their necks
is the contractor’s problem but
if you are a block of flats you
are classified as a business and
then it is your problem …
although in either event the
person who needs the work done
ends up paying the increased
insurance costs. Oh well,
as the 6th Dr Who once said,
“Who else is there?”
Of the 4-yearly-that-we-couldn’t-afford-to-do-four-yearly-so-ignore-the-lease
external redecoration costs
approximately 60 to 70 per cent
of that cost had become the
scaffolding. Thus it was
decided that if we could replace
the windows and soffits with
UPVC then we wouldn’t have to
paint the windows as often and
we could cut down on
redecoration costs.
Now you may so far have found
this article moderately
confusing (partly
because the subject is so
boring I could hardly be
bothered to write it let alone
spell and grammar check it)
but it gets more so.
Adding to the confusion is that
any internal or external works
above a certain total price tag
attempted by the company have to
be done within a Section 20
process…
http://www.lease-advice.org/publications/documents/document.asp?item=19
…superficially in order to
prevent the leaseholders being
ripped off by management
companies who decide that what
they really need is a swimming
pool in their back garden but in
reality a strange mechanism that
seems to keep a large
bureaucracy at work.
If the Section 20 process which
involves informing the
leaseholders at specific
intervals seems to go on too
long then…
http://bradysolicitors.com/section-20-consultations-is-there-a-time-limit/
…the cycle has to start again
because all the bids from the
various contractors become out
of date. Due to the fact neither
the board or the Managing Agent
Company had the first clue about
project planning this often
happened several times over with
the result of nothing ever
reaching a conclusion.
Adding to the confusion there
are only certain times of the
year (about 5 to 6 months) when
the external works or parts of
them (for example painting) can
be done – you can’t paint the
exterior in the winter – so if
the bidding process starts at
the wrong time or over runs or
it turns out that there isn’t
sufficient cash in the reserve
fund to do the exterior
redecorations then the whole
tedious process has to start
again... and again ... and again
... and ...
Now you might think that the
Management Agent Company would
advise the Management Company
when their Section 20 processes
started that there were possible
impediments to completing it in
a reasonable timeframe. Or
you might think they might
advise them that they simply
didn’t have the financial
resources or would not be able
to accumulate sufficient
financial resources to complete
the process in the desired
timeframe. You may very
well think that but I couldn’t
possible comment.
However, here is some
correspondence I received during
these mental peregrinations that
may shed some small light on the
problems the intersection of
these too timetables might
create for future suffers of the
Section 20 process timescale and
costing nightmare…
Having suggested to the Managing
Agent Company that we might
replace the wooden window with
UPVC ones they enthused that
this was indeed a good idea and
set about getting quotes for the
external painting and the
replacement of the communal
windows. Only when we’d
got significantly down the path
of a Section 20 process did they
feel inclined to write as
follows…
Dear
Directors,
Thank
you for your e mail.
Apologies in the delay
in responding in respect
of the issue with the
windows. As I
explained in my last e
mail, I wanted to run
the advice you sought by
someone who could offer
some further advice, but
the person I had in mind
has unfortunately not
been in the office for
some time.
However, I have managed
to speak with a senior
colleague in this matter
and we have been through
what Manchester
Solicitors have advised
you and respond as
follows:
The
advice appears to tell
you to pass a
company resolution on
the matter and then ask
if we would act on it,
the answer to this in
short would be no and
the reason for this
would be because the
lease is quite clear
about the fact that
“repairs” can only be
made. As explained
before, if this was
tested at the Tribunal
then a company
resolution would not
provide as sufficient
authority to go against
the terms of the lease
and we would be
penalised for it.
The
only safe way around
this is to vary the
lease, but you would
have to weigh up the
cost as to how much a
lease variation would
cost against repairs in
future. Until we
have firm confirmation
that this will not be
argued or that this will
not be a breach of
lease, then I’m afraid
our stance still stands
on the matter.
Kind
regards
L
… yes you did read that
correctly.
Apparently wooden window are
meant to be immortal and last
forever and there is no
provision in the lease to ever
replace them. Replacing
them would clearly be a
violation of the lease and
leases are inviolate.
Ironically (or perhaps not) the
leaseholders’ advice service is
called lease…
http://www.lease-advice.org/
…so I wrote to them and then
back to the Managing Agent
Company…
From me to L
“The advice
appears to tell you
to pass a company
resolution on the matter
and then ask if we would
act on it, the answer to
this in short would be no
and the reason for this
would be because the lease
is quite clear about the
fact that “repairs” can
only be made.“
I am at a loss as to
understand why your
solicitor says that the
lease is clear but LEASE say
the lease is defective. What
is the real problem
here? Is it that [REDACTED]
would be financially
liable…?
What about my plan to take
out an Insurance Policy
against someone taking us to
a Tribunal for Lease
Violation ... Such policies
do exist? Could you
research this?
It may not actually be that
expensive – as I imagine
there are a limited number
of Freeholders mentally
deficient enough to sue
themselves. So the
risk involved in such a
policy would be quite
small. Other than that
we need to go to the First-tier
Tribunal (FTT)
Which requires the consent
of at least 8 leaseholders
I think therefore if I have
a go at the CAB and see if
we can do this without
massive legal fees being
involved and get them to
break the steps down for us.
We may be able to then have
the long awaited AGM and see
if we can get 8 leaseholders
to sign something...
“Alternatively,
an application may be made
to the First-tier Tribunal
(FTT) for an order to vary
two or more leases in the
building in the same way,
in order to correct the
same defect under the
provisions of section 37
of the Landlord and Tenant
Act 1987. Where the
application concerns less
than nine leases, then all
(or all but one) of the
parties concerned must
consent to it. Where the
application concerns more
than eight leases, at
least 75% of them must
consent to it and it must
not be opposed by more
than 10% of the parties
concerned. The ground for
the variation is that the
object sought to be
achieved by the variation
cannot be satisfactorily
achieved unless all the
leases are varied to the
same effect. More
information about applying
to the FTT to vary leases
can be found at: Lease
FTT LINK ”
I did
give the forms for a lease
change a cursory read but
they were more complicated
than signing on and I have
fallen off the passive
aggression orobous… however
I will press on with this.
Perhaps Mr [Redacted] would
like to read them too and
share his thoughts actually
getting a lease change might
not be as painful as it
seems
Cheers
Anthony Miller
However such
simple solutions were too simple
for the Managing Agent Company
who responded thusly…
Anthony,
The lease isn’t defective,
it’s a repair and maintain
lease which doesn’t give the
option to replace.
This doesn’t make it
defective and is actually
quite a common type of
lease. Yes, we could
be financially liable as
well as yourselves and in
addition to this, the
Tribunal, if ever it were
brought to one, would almost
certainly penalise us.
From experience, you can’t
take out an insurance policy
knowing full well that you
have breached the terms of
the lease and are
liable. This is why
your Directors and Officers
insurance would be invalid
if you decide to go ahead
with going against the terms
of the lease and another
leaseholder took legal
proceedings against you for
it.
Kind regards
L
Isn’t is wonderful to have so
many people out there prepared
and ready to look after one’s
interests by making sure
everyone sticks to the rules as
rigidly as Mr Gradrind
would. I responded…
L,
So how come if the lease is
not defective LEASE say that
“On
the face of it the lease
is defective and where a
lease is defective, it can
be varied voluntarily by
mutual consent if 100% of
the parties agree to the
proposed variation i.e.
all the leaseholders, the
landlord and management
company must agree. “
Are you accusing them
of talking rubbish?
What is the definition
of “a repair”?
If we replace the
windows but re-use some of
the glass are they not the
same windows … Like
trigger’s broom? If we
leave the windows to fall
out because they are rotten
is this not also a leasehold
violation? If we
replace the windows because
they have rotted is this not
a repair? I feel we
are in Trigger’s broom
territory here?
Besides which we
regularly violate the lease
by not maintaining the
property to schedule but you
never seem to have any
worries that we might be
sued for inactivity? Why
does replacing the windows
bother you more than any
other lease violation.
How do we know, if we
only have your advice to
rely on and LEASE’s who “do
not give legal legal
advice” If you are
telling us the truth when
your solicitor will not put
their name to their advice?
and how can we rely on the
advice of a solicitor who is
in your employment.
If we go to the
leasehold tribunal and ask
them if we can apply for a
lease change presumably
they would be able to tell
us independently without
paying for independent legal
advice IF the Lease
actually is defective or
not? After all that is
what Tribunal services are
for to supply legal
help to those who cannot
afford it.
I will refer your comments
back to LEASE and see what
they say and ask the
Leasehold Tribunal service
what they say
presumably the Tribunal
cannot fine us for violating
a lease which they
themselves have allowed us
to vary. It may
be there is a reason LEASE
say the lease is defective
that we are all unaware of for
example some new piece of
legislation … while they are
not solicitors I find it odd
that they should be
giving at vice that is
according to you completely
misleading so I think
they should be
told. I’ll get
back to you on this.
Cheers
Anthony Miller
Now you might think at this
point that common sense would
prevail but it is, of course,
the prerogative of the middle
classes to protest that they are
deeply upset emotionally
whenever anyone dares to suggest
that they might be being less
than totally sensible or open
minded or straightforward...
Anthony,
Firstly, I would like
to point out that I feel
that you are becoming quite
accusatory as the e mails
are going on and actually
quite rude.
I feel that we are
going around in circles here
and you are obviously not
happy with the advice that I
am providing you and do not
accept our stance on this
matter.
As your agents, we
have a duty to advise you of
the problems or legislative
difficulties you have in
respect of managing and
maintaining a building, this
is what you pay us for and
we direct you and advise you
in the best way possible in
order to ensure that there
is no come back on you, or
us for that matter.
No, I am not accusing
LEASE of anything. However,
a lease is not just simply
“defective” if there is
something in it that you
want to change.
Because you may not like the
wording of the lease, it
doesn’t make it wrong.
A repair is exactly what it
is, repairing what is
already there, not replacing
it entirely, especially with
something that is not even
on a like for like basis.
There is a difference
in spending other peoples
money for something we are
not legally allowed to do,
rather than deferring
cyclical works, but yes, I
agree that this is also a
breach of the lease and
should be addressed, so the
works should be progressed
without the replacement of
UPVC windows.
If you don’t believe
that we are telling you the
truth or just simply want to
ignore it, then perhaps you
should approach someone
else. As I have explained to
you, we have an in-house
solicitor who provides us
with advice, not our
client. Our stance on
the matter is as I have
explained, we will not
oversee or authorise works
on your behalf that we know
are in breach of the lease.
As your agents, we
would advise that you do one
of the following:
1)
Repair the current windows
in accordance with the lease
as it currently is, or;
2)
Have the lease varied
at the Tribunal as what has
already been recommended by
LEASE as once the resolution
has been passed, this will
effectively have changed the
lease.
This way, there will
be no come back on you as
Directors financially now,
or in future.
Whilst you may not
think it, we do actually
have your best interests at
heart.
L
While it is, of course, always
touching to know that someone
else has one’s best interests at
heart – particularly public
companies – I felt that it would
be sensible to respond with the
somewhat cynical reply below…
L,
Thank you for your amusing
correspondence.
“No, I am not accusing LEASE
of anything. However, a
lease is not just simply
“defective” if there is
something in it that you
want to change.
Because you may not like the
wording of the lease, it
doesn’t make it wrong.”
The thing is you are
accusing LEASE of being
wrong / incompetent in their
advice. If you read what
they have said and what you
have said - you cant BOTH be
right. Although you
have been talking all about
the houses rather than
express it in those
terms. This is what
you are saying. Maybe
they are wrong. I
don’t know… they didn’t
promise that their advice
was “proper legal advice” or
completely inviolate.
But if this is your
assertion I have to be sure
before I go back to them to
double check that they stand
by their advice or
not. Or if they can
offer more clarity.
The big difference it would
make if they are wrong I
suppose in practical terms
(apart from money) is the
number of people we would
need to agree to the lease
change. 8 if it is a
clarification. 12 if
it is alteration. If I
remember correctly.
Since we have to go to the
Tribunal anyway if we want a
lease change it seems to me
that… I could ask them what
the process is for
clarification and see if we
can obtain any free advice
this way. This may be an
option…
I have to say too that yes,
I believe that the fact that
the solicitor you consulted
works for you directly and
not for us may present a
conflict of interest.
There is nothing immoral in
this but it is surely
obvious to all but those
with a business acumen
bypass.
The only other real solution
to this is for us to seek
the advice of an independent
solicitor. But who
wants to go there if they
don’t have to… If you are
offended by the idea that I
don’t completely trust
you I am sorry I don’t
see what is wrong with not
trusting people... Surely
only a fool completely
trusts people they do
business with?
Cheers
Anthony Miller
PS Erm … my suggestion about
reusing the glass is not
sarcastic. It is a
common business solution
Known as “Trigger’s Broom” …
L responded …
I’m
afraid that I’m going to
have to disagree with your
first comment in respect of
being “misguided”. We
are regulated by ARMA and
have to follow the RICS code
of practice and if we were
to just go ahead as you want
with the replacement windows
with UPVC then we would
clearly be breaching the
lease, which in turn would
ensure our breach of ARMA
and RICS guidelines.
Whilst I completely
understand yours and
Anthony’s points about this
being the best way forward
overall and common sense,
the lease doesn’t permit it
and ultimately the lease is
the document which binds us
all. This lease, is
something that both yourself
and Anthony signed when you
purchased the property and
by that you have agreed to
abide by its covenants.
There are many leases which
only permit maintaining and
repairing for the very
reason that rogue
freeholders can enhance
assets by installing things
like swimming pools, or
double glazing throughout to
promote profitability at the
cost of leaseholders.
If you are not going to
approve the redecoration as
it should be as per the
terms of the lease, then
that’s your instruction, but
again you would be in breach
of the lease as it needs
doing.
Whilst you may request that
we instruct an independent
solicitor to draft some
paper work I’m afraid that
we will not knowingly
instruct a solicitor to
provide a document which
will ultimately breach the
lease terms. However,
if you wish to instruct a
solicitor directly, then you
may do so.
Kind regards
L
H the Technical Officer of the
Managing Agent Company on the
13th of May 2014 wrote the
following legal advice:
The
role of the managing agent
is to adhere to the terms of
the lease on behalf of their
client, the landlord. If
their client instructs the
managing agent to ignore the
terms of the lease, the
managing agent has a duty to
advise their client of the
implications. In the example
you give, the consequences
may be that the costs for
the work are not recoverable
and therefore the landlord
will be liable. this is the
case even if everyone agrees
at the time, there is
nothing to stop someone
changing their mind and not
paying.
The RICS Code was
approved by the Secretary of
State for England under
section 87 of the Leasehold
Reform, Housing and Urban
Development Act 1993.The
Code applies to leasehold
properties where a service
charge, which varies
according to the
expenditure, is payable, and
the landlord is not a public
sector authority or
Registered Social Landlord.
As a member of ARMA, the
firm endorses, accepts and
undertakes to comply with
the Code. Copies of the
“RICS Service Charge
Residential Management Code”
can be obtained from the
RICS on T: 0870 333 1600 or
W: www.ricsbooks.com
Shortly after this L
dematerialised to be replaced by
someone else who has now been
replaced by someone else … with
a bit of luck I’ll burn them out
too after a while. I have
cut some of this correspondence
down in length if only to
counter my own boredom and in an
attempt to keep my own sanity...
Okay so I decided the time had
come to play at being middle
class and as Vinnie Jones would
say “ask my solicita”… he wanted
£500 so instead as usual I used
my other forms of legal advice
such as Messers Internet Forum
and "Ask a Solicitor whoring
themselves on an internet site
because no one can afford
their upfront fees" and
the CAB. I can't remember
his advice but it was something
like:
Don't these
people work for you? ...
not you for them?
Why don't
they just do as they are
told?
To which the answer is that when
absolutely forced into a corner
on the issue they would
literally "refuse to act" and
put us in a position where our
only option was to sack
them. In the end the
Management Agent Company caved
in and decided that actually,
yes, we probably could change
the windows if we got enough
people to vote on it and went to
the First Tier Tribunal.
When I proceeded with the help
of the CAB to find the correct
forms the Managing Agent Company
decided that actually going to
the FTT was taking it a bit
far. So instead they
agreed to draw a line after a
consultation with all the
leaseholders and the
freeholders.
Eventually they suggested a
local firm to replace the
windows and got a quotation off
them. I got quotations off
other companies. However,
when it came to actually running
the Section 20 process again
…suddenly the company that had
quoted for us before decided
that …now they didn’t want to
replace the windows for
us. This seemed odd so I
decided to check with them
myself and they said that they
would still be interested but
they’d been asked to quote for
things that they didn’t do like
paint the exterior of the
building and it had all got
confused. Conversely when
the Section 20 process restarted
the painters of the exterior who
had put in a bid last time had
refused to bid this time … I
thought this was odd so I asked
the Managing Agent
Company. They said the
contractors had "refused to bid"
but having met the man who runs
the company several times on my
way to the station each morning
I found this hard to comprehend
since he was always hard selling
me his services. So I rang
them up and they claimed there
had been some falling out which
may or many not be true. "Hearsay!" -
Judge Judy.
And on and on and on it went …
until… frankly even I’ve lost
the plot but I’m sure if I
emailed the Managing Agent
Company they would reply with a
ludicrously comprehensive
explanation of it all compiled
at my expense.
Eventually when we threatened to
sack the Managing Agent Company
if they didn’t manage to split
up the contract between the
general external decorations and
a specialist replacement window
contractor and actually complete
the Section 20 process and
eventually … they did.
This still seemed to involve the
Directors signing a "legal
waiver" of some kind. I
have no idea what this waiver
meant or why it needed to exist.
Now I know what you’re thinking
– Why didn’t you just sack the
managing agent company?
But unfortunately it isn’t that
simple… one reads endless
stories of people who have
suffered even greater hardship
and even
more twaddle. At
least we have a "right to
manage" whatever that
means? What does it mean
if you don't even have that...?
This is really just a small
volume of twaddle from my
Managing Agent Company who claim
to be regulated by the ARMA …
http://arma.org.uk/
…of which they claim to be a
principle member… other Managing
Agent Companies claim to be
regulated by Royal Institution
of Chartered Surveyors and by
the Institute of Residential
Property Management …or
something.
The thing is I’m quite bright ...although
obviously I don’t have a 2:1
which I believe these days is
like admitting to having the
mark of Cain …. so I
can just about deal with this
…but what happens to the
elderly, the confused, the
vulnerable…? People who
can’t handle dealing with the
stress of what is effectively
running another small business
on top of their normal everyday
life?
Honestly if Pear Shaped wasn’t
closed because of refurbishment
and because Brian has to keep
going out to Ireland to deal
with his recently deceased
brother’s estate I wouldn’t have
time to pursue this to any
conclusion at all.
Normally one would say something
like the problem is down to a
lack of regulation but I’m not
sure that the number of
regulations is exactly the
problem…
Still, it’s kind of
amusing. I particularly
enjoy the level of staff
turnover at the Managing Agent
Company (one
wonders if they don't all hate
their jobs secretly)
and the fact that everyone signs
their emails with their degree
qualification. I'd hate to
be patronised by someone who
wasn't qualified. I’m just
waiting for them to add their
classification and postgraduate
qualifications in bleeding money
out of the middle classes…
*Well, I say mismanagement …it
may of course simply be that
what Dr Crane couldn’t cope
with was not being in total
control of every single aspect
of his environment.
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